11 April 2006

Simpsons classics

Some classic lines from the world’s silliest family:
  • “Church fundraiser – this does not count as church” – sign outside church fundraiser
  • “Manfred Manslaughter”– chief Wiggum to doctor who assists with suicides
  • “We’re going to take his sass and turn it into siss” – bad-boy camp counselor to Bart’s parents
  • Lil Agitator (brand name on the side of Lisa's bullhorn)
  • “This isn't for you sweat stain” – Mo to Homer
  • “Something about that boy shakes up your soda” – Marge to Bart re: Millhouse
  • “Uppity box” – Cleetus (the hillbilly), referring to an elevator

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