MOLM, I greatly enjoyed your psychological sketch as regards the methods and means of gummi bear mastication. But I would like to propose that the person who "bites low" could also be an emasculator. For example, Lady Macbeth would be a "low biter." Macbeth himself would likely be the wiggle around type.
Boxing Helena!!! Snort! I'm SO glad I've never watched that movie.
What if you whip the gummis into a shake? Or, mix them into milk a la StrongBad's treat for the Cheat, Suudsu? See http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/bedtime_story
I can't imagine WHERE or HOW you come up with these links. I am truly amazed.
But to your question - if an individual consumes their gummis as a part of a milk shake it seems quite obvious that they suffer from multiple personalities. (Anyone up for a viewing of Sybil?)
It's like when you're thinking about a new car. Suddenly you really see other cars and hear stories about this or that car. I'm a weird blog and Web site magnet now. Not on purpsose.
From Flickr via Blog on a Toothpick (a quite funny site).
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I take it you found this while searching for the "supposed" gummi Mary, Joseph and Jesus. Pony up, 'zilla.
I have always believed that you can learn a lot about a person by HOW they eat gummi bears:
A person who bites the head first is clearly someone with anger issues.
A person who bites low is, well, sexually frustrated.
A person who pops the whole thing in their mouth and chews is very self confident.
A person who pops the whole thing in their mouth and wiggles it around in their teeth before biting is a very meek individual.
A person who nibbles off the hands and feet first is very twisted and probably owns and watches with great pleasure the movie "Boxing Helena."
A person who names their Gummi Bears and decides NOT to eat them is a very lonely individual.
A person who pops more then one in their mouth at a time is ...well... Tom Cruise in Magnolia.
A person who organizes their bears by color is EITHER an extreme A type personality or a racist.
Clearly this list could go on and on....
MOLM, I greatly enjoyed your psychological sketch as regards the methods and means of gummi bear mastication. But I would like to propose that the person who "bites low" could also be an emasculator. For example, Lady Macbeth would be a "low biter." Macbeth himself would likely be the wiggle around type.
Boxing Helena!!! Snort! I'm SO glad I've never watched that movie.
Emasculator?? I choose not to speak of such things....gives me the heeby jeebies...
What if you whip the gummis into a shake? Or, mix them into milk a la StrongBad's treat for the Cheat, Suudsu? See http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/bedtime_story
I can't imagine WHERE or HOW you come up with these links. I am truly amazed.
But to your question - if an individual consumes their gummis as a part of a milk shake it seems quite obvious that they suffer from multiple personalities. (Anyone up for a viewing of Sybil?)
It's like when you're thinking about a new car. Suddenly you really see other cars and hear stories about this or that car. I'm a weird blog and Web site magnet now. Not on purpsose.
You cringe at emasculation, yet clearly watched Boxing Helena? What's wrong with this picture??
As for you, Sophzilla, a gummi shake???? That is soooo wrong.
And finally, Sybil - ew - that stuff with the cat freaks me out. Thanks for bringing it up.
Suudsu is never wrong.
There is a first time for everything.
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