11 November 2015

50 Scenes That Do Not Appear in the Fox ‘X-Files’ Revival

50 Scenes That Do Not Appear in the Fox ‘X-Files’ Revival
via Grantland, R.I.P.

Highlights: 
  • Scully absolutely does not order some trays on the Internet. 
  • I could tell you that this series explores the politics of mulch production, but I would be lying, because that is yet another thing that does not happen.
  • At the end of a dark alley, where the light from a lone streetlamp gleams along pavement slick with rain, Scully does not find a pop-up taqueria where this guy Jonathan is making churros. 
  • Mulder does not audition for, and does not win, the role of Mrs. Fairfax in a community theater adaptation of Jane Eyre.

10 November 2015