Word pack rat

I jot down funny phrases on my Palm Pilot. I don't collect other things but I am a word pack rat -- particularly if those words are goofy, rather mean or don't quite make sense. (I'm not a mean person but I talk a good game.) I'm not sure where some of these came from. My apologies to the writers. Some favorites:

• He had delusions of adequacy (Clarence Darrow)
• Mean-spirited little dwarf
• I haven't had this much fun since a pig ate my brother
• Honey, we don't do that with cheese (my friend Kathy to one of her children)
• Get a move on you strange and insane idiot
• You are very beautiful. Are those your real teeth?
• Wholesale galloping ignorance (Calvin Trillin)
• We thought you was a toad ("O Brother, Where Art Thou?")