Was ist passiert?

What's happening -- with my hair? I do sound like a EclectChick redux, but I digress. In the morning I fix my hair -- spikey but not too crazy. I don't want to look like someone who hits, or a just plain crazy person. I leave the house and it's fine. By mid morning all of my hair has flattened down except one rooster-like spot in the middle of the top of my skull. It looks like some sort of hair art.