06 October 2005

WARNING: Bush speech may induce vomiting

Just when you think it couldn't get more stupid.
Bush said the war has not caused hatred of the United States among radical Muslims or global terror attacks, but rather is an "excuse" to further the goal of creating an Islamic state across the Mideast.
That's like saying that you didn't blow up the house even though you soaked the living room in gasoline and then lit up a smoke. (If you have a strong stomach, you can read the transcript on CNN.)

On the flip side, Tony Campolo spoke at Luther Seminary this week, railing against the U.S. and Christians for neglecting the poor while perpetrating a senseless war. He also roars against the nonsense about the rapture. It made this mild-mannered, sit-in-your-seat Protestant want to jump up and yell, "Say it!" You can view his speech online.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away...

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...

The third night sleep is still not in the cards for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play..."