26 September 2008

I'm not just being lazy

To set the record straight -- on days I post only "Dumb Dares for the Office," I'm not just being lazy. I am also sharing joy.

I like to read the dare, close my eyes and envision myself, or John Cleese as Basil Fawlty, doing said dare.
Put someone else's name on your lunch bag then prominently display the bag while you're eating.

With everything you say all day, roll your eyes.

When someone hands you a form or an envelope, caress it and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm. Yes, I've been expecting this one."

Give a colleague an unlabeled prescription bottle filled with mints or candy, and instruct them to withhold the "pills" no matter how hard you beg.


~moe~ said...

Those are great! My co-workers and I have a game on this. 5 points if you go up to your boss, click your tongue, wink, and shoot at him with finger pistols and say, "I like your style."

Sophzilla said...

Moe -- that is beautiful. Just beautiful!