23 August 2008

Things that make me laugh

When I hear something clever or funny or insulting I often write it down. I'm kind of an obsessive note taker and I can look at it later if I'm having an irritating day. Some recent:
  • Oh war, it's just God's way of teaching Americans geography. The Daily Show
  • It's a two-dork operation. (I can't remember where I heard this.)
  • Glorious absence of sophistication. Definition of redneck by Jeff Foxworthy on the Late, Late Show
  • Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse? Mayor Quimby on the Simpsons
  • Everyone off, Loonyland City Centre. Vicar of Dibley
  • 5000 pounds? You could get a person killed for that! Vicar of Dibley
  • You self-important toss pot! The News Quiz (BBC)
  • [I would like that] as much as I like stubbing my toe in a fire. The News Quiz (BBC)
  • Don't give a toss. The News Quiz (BBC)
  • Wasted DNA that is [insert name]. The News Quiz (BBC)


~moe~ said...

I do this too! I was just at the Guthrie seeing The Government Inspector and there were some sweet one-liners. I reached into my purse to pull out my pad of paper - which was there - and a pen - which was not. So now I can't remember all the great wit and wonder I could have used on others. :(

Sophzilla said...

High five fellow geek! :)

Eclectchick said...

"I'm kind of an obsessive note taker."

No. You???