I just love Stephen Colbert. When I watch his show I'm guaranteed at least a handful of belly-busting laughs. (He describes his character on the show as a well-intentioned, poorly informed, high-status idiot).
His introduction of ecologist Mark Moffett, author of Face to Face with Frogs, included this line about amphibians:
I'm no fan of amphibians. I say, water or land. Pick a side. We're at war!