10 December 2007

Is it a sport?

It's not really a sport unless there's the possibility of dislodging your intestine.
Stephen Colbert* in I Am America and So Can You! (I so love the title of this book.) Also from the book:
If you think temporary tattoos are OK, maybe I can interest you in some temporary eternal damnation.

I mean no disrespect to the listeners who have not had children. There's no shame in being a genetic dead end.

I am not the sharpest knife in the spoon.

Click here for Stephen's "On Notice/Dead to Me" list.

*Stephen Colbert/The Colbert Report has a faux news show on Comedy Central. He acts like a self-involved, right-wing news host (a la Bill O'Reilly from Fox News) but it's all a joke. In an interview, Colbert describes his Colbert Report character as a "well intentioned, poorly informed, high-status idiot."


Eclectchick said...

I particially agree with that first statement - simply because it rules out that silly non-sport, golf.

rigtenzin said...

Unfortunately, that rule makes NASCAR a valid sport.

Sophzilla said...

NASCAR? I didn't think of that one. Maybe I don't like that rule now.