It's not really a sport unless there's the possibility of dislodging your intestine.
If you think temporary tattoos are OK, maybe I can interest you in some temporary eternal damnation.Click here for Stephen's "On Notice/Dead to Me" list.
I mean no disrespect to the listeners who have not had children. There's no shame in being a genetic dead end.
I am not the sharpest knife in the spoon.
*Stephen Colbert/The Colbert Report has a faux news show on Comedy Central. He acts like a self-involved, right-wing news host (a la Bill O'Reilly from Fox News) but it's all a joke. In an interview, Colbert describes his Colbert Report character as a "well intentioned, poorly informed, high-status idiot."