Things you'd love to say at work
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
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