14 October 2008

My horoscope

My horoscope from today's edition of The Onion. The best horoscope ever.

Libra: The bullet will miss your heart by several inches, which only makes sense, as it will be fired at your head.
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Eclectchick said...

So you're having a busy day of it, ducking constantly, like a twitch.

Sophzilla said...

No, that's every other day. Today I'm wearing a helmet and a kevlar vest.