Not exactly an enticement

This header was on an e-mail I just received. These people look mean. I don't think I want to go where they are.

Mean about cats

My brother Mike has a t-shirt with "Cats, the other white meat" printed on it. I wanted to take a picture of it but he wouldn't let me. He was in a very foul mood.

This is exceedingly mean but I'm still working off a bad cat experience. A college roommate had an evil Siamese cat. He would jump up and bite people in that fleshy area between the nostrils until you pried him off.

The shirt at right is for sale at CafePress.

Zip It

If only you could carry this around all day -- to use whenever and wherever the need arises.