via Grantland, R.I.P.
Highlights:
- Scully absolutely does not order some trays on the Internet.
- I could tell you that this series explores the politics of mulch production, but I would be lying, because that is yet another thing that does not happen.
- At the end of a dark alley, where the light from a lone streetlamp gleams along pavement slick with rain, Scully does not find a pop-up taqueria where this guy Jonathan is making churros.
- Mulder does not audition for, and does not win, the role of Mrs. Fairfax in a community theater adaptation of Jane Eyre.
