I want to be your cat
I'm hiring myself out as a pet cat to anyone who wants to own me. I truly believe I would make a great pet cat, much better than your typical cat. If you're interested we'll sign a one year contract, renegotiable at the end of the term. Basically, I'll provide all the services of a pet cat, while you pay for all my food and housing, plus incidentals.
20 April 2006
Looking for a pet?
Want a cat but without the litterbox hassle? There's a guy who will be your pet cat.
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Will he curl up on your lap and purr? Push on your tummy as you try to sleep because he's hungry? Catch mice? Chase dust bunnies in the laundry room?
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