06 April 2006

Caption contest

This photo of Ronald Dumsfeld makes me laugh. Any ideas for captions? Post them on comments. Please and thank you. (Prize: bragging rights.)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

And, as the spaceship hovered over my hosta garden ...

Humble Pie said...

After tough questioning - Rumsfield attempts to hypnotize reporters.

Sophzilla said...

Good ones! If I get a bunch I'll set up a poll to pick the favorite. Very clever people for so early!

Eclectchick said...

Hey! MOLM stole mine!!!!!

Eclectchick said...

Okay, I have a few more:

"We will soon unveil humanoid soldiers, which are able to shoot bullets from each of their fingers!"

"Let’s do the Time Warp again!!!!!!!"

"Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear. And he keeps them pearly white . . ..”

Humble Pie said...

PROOF!! Donald Rumsfield IS the Evil Emporer Palpatine!

Anonymous said...

Fed up with the line of questioning, Rumsfield evilly began controlling the media like puppets.

Eclectchick said...

" . . . and I can kill you with my brain. Oh wait, I'm missing the equipment."

Cherrypie said...

Just like that.

Google Tommy Cooper for a demonstration

Anonymous said...

He is levitating a sleeping Dick Cheney 3 feet above the floor (the photo has been cropped). Shortly after the picture was taken a reporter belched, breaking Rumsfeld's concentration and causing Cheney to hit the floor with a hard thud!

Sophzilla said...

I love the reference to Tommy Cooper! I hadn't heard of him previously.

Monday I'll launch an official poll based on the great suggestions!