And, as the spaceship hovered over my hosta garden ...
After tough questioning - Rumsfield attempts to hypnotize reporters.
Good ones! If I get a bunch I'll set up a poll to pick the favorite. Very clever people for so early!
Hey! MOLM stole mine!!!!!
Okay, I have a few more:"We will soon unveil humanoid soldiers, which are able to shoot bullets from each of their fingers!""Let’s do the Time Warp again!!!!!!!""Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear. And he keeps them pearly white . . ..”
PROOF!! Donald Rumsfield IS the Evil Emporer Palpatine!
Fed up with the line of questioning, Rumsfield evilly began controlling the media like puppets.
" . . . and I can kill you with my brain. Oh wait, I'm missing the equipment."
Just like that. Google Tommy Cooper for a demonstration
He is levitating a sleeping Dick Cheney 3 feet above the floor (the photo has been cropped). Shortly after the picture was taken a reporter belched, breaking Rumsfeld's concentration and causing Cheney to hit the floor with a hard thud!
I love the reference to Tommy Cooper! I hadn't heard of him previously.Monday I'll launch an official poll based on the great suggestions!
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And, as the spaceship hovered over my hosta garden ...
After tough questioning - Rumsfield attempts to hypnotize reporters.
Good ones! If I get a bunch I'll set up a poll to pick the favorite. Very clever people for so early!
Hey! MOLM stole mine!!!!!
Okay, I have a few more:
"We will soon unveil humanoid soldiers, which are able to shoot bullets from each of their fingers!"
"Let’s do the Time Warp again!!!!!!!"
"Oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear. And he keeps them pearly white . . ..”
PROOF!! Donald Rumsfield IS the Evil Emporer Palpatine!
Fed up with the line of questioning, Rumsfield evilly began controlling the media like puppets.
" . . . and I can kill you with my brain. Oh wait, I'm missing the equipment."
Just like that.
Google Tommy Cooper for a demonstration
He is levitating a sleeping Dick Cheney 3 feet above the floor (the photo has been cropped). Shortly after the picture was taken a reporter belched, breaking Rumsfeld's concentration and causing Cheney to hit the floor with a hard thud!
I love the reference to Tommy Cooper! I hadn't heard of him previously.
Monday I'll launch an official poll based on the great suggestions!
Post a Comment