Verbal sandwich poetry

Man of La Mancha's new form of poetry -- the verbal sandwich -- is inspiring me this morning. That and the latest contestant in the "Is is SPAM?" game.

The Douglas fa-mi-ly write me
e-mail
I do not not know these people
but
friends far away could be fun yes
money
comes while she is sick and dying
the
poor dear in the Ivory Coast
trust
yes, here is my other e-mail
and
primary bank account number.